Donkey Burger
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I'm a donkey burger, I was made from donkey. I epitomize the urban wonderland of Sheffield, the dark burger vans, the slop, the greedy drunk people of the night.
I have a habit of taking people with my meaty power.

You eat me. I eat everything.
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