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eggy kerry [26 Aug 2005|06:02pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Stuffed pappers.
Toad chips.
camel_bacon
Trouty innards.
Dognuts.
Panda kebab.
Owl pizza.
owl_sausage
donkey_burger
Vole pie.

donkey_burger is available for a range of functions including weedings, borthdays and business lunches (£4.95).

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[03 Dec 2004|01:47am]
[ mood | delighted ]

I'M BACK!

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[19 Jun 2004|05:00pm]
[ mood | devious ]

I will take you. I will.
I will get you. I will. I will eat you up. I will. If anyone attempts to cook me they will perish as I explode in their stomachs.

I am a donkey. I am a donkey. A donkey.

Do you like being taken by me?

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[29 May 2004|01:26pm]
[ mood | blah ]

I am here.


Somebody cooked me this morning, which made sleeping_flower feel sick and poop.

I took scummoth last thursday and really want to take bellyphant soon.

DONKEY BURGER does NOT like OWL SAUSAGE.

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feast [15 May 2004|04:32pm]
[ mood | optimistic ]

CLICK!

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words [07 May 2004|12:19am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

donkey_burger's Word Usage
1. i (33) 26. get (5) 51. the (3) 76. first (2)
2. donkey (28) 27. as (5) 52. meat (3) 77. know (2)
3. a (23) 28. would (5) 53. likes (3) 78. all (2)
4. me (22) 29. have (5) 54. at (3) 79. sheffield (2)
5. you (22) 30. be (4) 55. but (3) 80. well (2)
6. burger (18) 31. take (4) 56. like (3) 81. him (2)
7. and (13) 32. up (4) 57. night (3) 82. still (2)
8. do (11) 33. yes (4) 58. he (3) 83. pizza (2)
9. am (11) 34. about (4) 59. that (3) 84. creatures (2)
10. what (11) 35. could (4) 60. on (3) 85. been (2)
11. will (10) 36. your (4) 61. now (3) 86. look (2)
12. is (9) 37. an (4) 62. plym (3) 87. had (2)
13. to (9) 38. this (4) 63. eating (3) 88. vomit (2)
14. of (8) 39. did (4) 64. lollypopsickle (3) 89. for (2)
15. ate (7) 40. next (4) 65. cockle (2) 90. 2 (2)
16. was (7) 41. if (4) 66. reminds (2) 91. vodka (2)
17. scummoth (7) 42. has (3) 67. eaten (2) 92. anything (2)
18. it (7) 43. how (3) 68. taken (2) 93. clothes (2)
19. think (7) 44. saturday (3) 69. time (2) 94. give (2)
20. in (5) 45. one (3) 70. account (2) 95. ever (2)
21. last (5) 46. good (3) 71. ichthy (2) 96. which (2)
22. red20 (5) 47. not (3) 72. few (2) 97. makes (2)
23. burgers (5) 48. who (3) 73. rolling (2) 98. cross (1)
24. slop (5) 49. why (3) 74. by (2) 99. want (1)
25. owl (5) 50. sausage (3) 75. paid (2) 100. down (1)
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Word Count by Hutta.




I have taken red20 a lot. Yes. Next I will get... ...Collapse )</center>
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grilled leaf [07 Apr 2004|09:23pm]
[ mood | creative ]

Did you think I had gone away? HMPH! I am as present as ever and I am waiting for certain creatures, ie scummoth to return to Sheffield. Yes I am!
Now now, ichthy was not defeated by me I am ashamed to admit BUT I WILL GET HIM YES I WILL AND I WILL GET plym AS WELL AND MR HEX.


YES!

DONKEY DONKEY POODLE. DONKEY MEAT.

I like Spar.

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Yes [19 Mar 2004|09:13pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

This evening I took red20.
He was ill.

Next I will take lollypopsickle.

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[13 Mar 2004|05:05pm]
[ mood | evil ]

Who I have taken recently and who I haven't...

*sleeping_flower last saturday
*ichthy last thursday
*red20 last saturday. He also ate an owl sausage whilst sober
*scummoth has not been taken for a while. I will get her.
*I still need to take plym and donkey up his mouth
*foreverguardian will be eaten by me in the next few days
*I want to entice lollypopsickle into a donkey van

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ho he pie [10 Mar 2004|06:20pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Who shall I take next?

(I will take plym perhaps..)

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unite and take over [04 Mar 2004|04:12pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

 A dress: it is what lollypopsickle will wear next time she is seving donkey meat.

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[04 Mar 2004|02:42pm]
[ mood | curious ]

What is your favourite sort of donkey burger?

DONKEY BURGER DOESN'T HAVE A PAID ACCOUNT SO DONKEY BURGER CAN'T DO A POLL!

Please will somebody GET donkey burger a paid account?

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donkey alastair [01 Mar 2004|01:11am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
2. Am I loveable?
3. How long have you known me?
4. When and how did we first meet?
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What do you think my weakness is?
8. Do you think I'll get married?
9. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
20. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
21. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
22. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
23. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
24. Do you consider me a good friend?
25. Would you make a move on me?
26. Do I cross your mind at least 2 times a day?

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fuck me up [23 Feb 2004|01:37pm]
[ mood | raw and meaty ]

Donkey Burger likes a funked and filthy re-rub which really beefs tracks up.
Donkey Burger likes a "beefed up" version of Just Like Heaven.
Donkey Burger is feeling this one.

Break it down, McDonald's style.

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[20 Feb 2004|03:40pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

DONKEY BURGER, DONKEY BURGER, red20 ate a DONKEY BURGER AND IT HAD CHEESE SAUCE. LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT DONKEY BURGER ATE HIM!
scummoth is a big fan of DONKEY BURGER - DID YOU EAT SOME?
MMMMMMMMMMMM.

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Owl Pizza [16 Feb 2004|02:36pm]
[ mood | the sound of an Owl Pizza ]

Owl pizza. red20 ate an Owl Pizza.

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[12 Feb 2004|01:18am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

Cockles in a jar. Sour. Mushy. scummoth will end up eating them all in a sandwich. With mayonnaise. Cockle burgers. Cockle Burgers NOT as good as Donkey Burgers.

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taste me... [08 Feb 2004|01:14am]
[ mood | groggy ]

Look I have a website.
Last night Donkey Burger's came out. There was slop. Lots of slop, Walls, rolling, vomit, vodka, cigarettes, shitting, drenched clothes, unconsciousness, dogs, donkey, owl sausage (red20 ate an owl sausage and was nearly sick).

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[07 Feb 2004|03:09pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

scummoth after eating a Donkey Burger.

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[05 Feb 2004|01:12am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I am a good donkey burger, I am creamy, like Mo..s

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